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14. FAT PANTS

I got my fat pants on,
Gotta lose some weight.
Eatin' too much food,
Always clean my plate.
Drinkin' too much booze,
Stayin' up too late.
I got my fat pants on again.

I got my fat pants on,
Gotta lose my gut.
Gotta drop those pounds
Right off my butt.
Shake up the routine
And get out 'a my rut.
I got my fat pants on again.

I got my fat pants on,
How'd it get this far?
Drinkin' frappachinos
And drivin' my car.
Never workin' out,
Just sittin' at the bar.
I got my fat pants on again.

I got my fat pants on.
I've been rolling hard,
And now I'm a big
'Ol tub of lard.
Get off 'a my ass
And get back on guard,
Throw my fat pants in the trash.